{"product_id":"speak-you-shall-not-mug","title":"Speak You Shall Not Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"218\"\u003eBefore coffee, grammar leaves the galaxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"553\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"267\"\u003e“If Stupid You Are Speak You Shall Not”\u003c\/strong\u003e mug is a loving nod to Yoda-style wisdom — scrambled, mysterious, and exactly how most of us sound before our first cup of caffeine. Featuring a UFO and Star Wars–inspired typography, this mug captures that foggy, half-awake state where thoughts exist… but sentences absolutely do not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"564\"\u003eMade for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"611\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"567\" data-end=\"611\"\u003eStar Wars fans who quote Yoda unironically\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"652\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"614\" data-end=\"652\"\u003eJedi who need coffee before speaking\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"707\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"707\"\u003ecoworkers who should not be addressed pre-caffeine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"761\"\u003eanyone whose brain boots up \u003cem data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"745\"\u003eafter\u003c\/em\u003e the first sip\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"895\"\u003eIt’s witty, nerdy, and painfully relatable — the perfect desk companion for mornings when silence is wisdom and coffee is the Force.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"948\"\u003eBecause speak clearly you will…\u003cbr data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"931\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"948\"\u003eafter coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic mug\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e- Designed for everyday use \u003c\/span\u003e(and Jedi-level caffeine recovery)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":44308539834447,"sku":"27317336747778713840","price":27.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ White","offer_id":44308539867215,"sku":"27518354969590866282","price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":44308539899983,"sku":"25458002860343939511","price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/9532\/7823\/files\/20260105015817-1f0e9da0-0be4-64a0-8323-ce170641c863.png?v=1767683400","url":"https:\/\/luminarti.store\/products\/speak-you-shall-not-mug","provider":"Luminarti","version":"1.0","type":"link"}