{"product_id":"your-coffee-consumption-concerns-us-mug","title":"Your Coffee Consumption Concerns Us Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"251\"\u003eLet’s address the real issue — not the attitude, not the silence, not the side-eye.\u003cbr data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"225\"\u003eIt’s the \u003cem data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"250\"\u003elack of coffee\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"519\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"257\" data-end=\"343\"\u003e“Your Coffee Consumption Concerns Us (But Mainly Because You Haven’t Had Any Yet)”\u003c\/strong\u003e mug is a playful intervention disguised as a gift. Perfect for those moments when someone is technically present… but emotionally unavailable until caffeine enters the system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"530\"\u003eMade for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"721\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"569\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eoffice heroes and exhausted bosses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"597\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"597\"\u003ework-from-home warriors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"642\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"642\"\u003epartners who should not be spoken to yet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"671\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"671\"\u003eparents running on fumes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"721\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"674\" data-end=\"721\"\u003eanyone whose personality unlocks after coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"886\"\u003eIt’s funny, a little dramatic, and painfully accurate — the kind of mug that says \u003cem data-start=\"805\" data-end=\"814\"\u003ewe care\u003c\/em\u003e while also protecting everyone around you until that first sip happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"950\"\u003eBecause you’re not difficult.\u003cbr data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"920\"\u003eYou’re just under-caffeinated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic mug\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e- Designed for everyday use (and everyday avoidance)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":44307826802767,"sku":"25765670180734478413","price":27.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ White","offer_id":44307826835535,"sku":"28285055677383558744","price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":44307826868303,"sku":"59028803049760522806","price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/9532\/7823\/files\/20260104054746-1f0e930e-53dd-6dd4-b2c5-3a8bde5c1991.png?v=1767683446","url":"https:\/\/luminarti.store\/products\/your-coffee-consumption-concerns-us-mug","provider":"Luminarti","version":"1.0","type":"link"}