Consider Yourself Warned Mug
11oz / White
$32.99
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Consider Yourself Warned Mug
$32.99
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✂️ Made to order just for you — ships in 2–7 business days, arrives about 1–2 weeks after ordering
This is not a joke.
This is a public service announcement.
The “This Coffee Is My Only F’ing Censorship Filter. Consider Yourself Warned” mug exists to protect friendships, coworkers, and innocent bystanders before caffeine kicks in. It’s made for the zero-or-a-hundred personalities — loud, chaotic, passionate, and absolutely delightful… after coffee.
Perfect for:
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short-tempered legends with big personalities
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offices that know when to give you space
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partners who’ve learned the signs
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anyone whose mouth needs caffeine before diplomacy
Set it on your desk, sip slowly, and let the mug do the warning for you. Because you’re not rude - you’re just temporarily uncensored.
Coffee first. Conversations later.
Details:
Ceramic mug
- Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Designed for everyday use (and emotional damage prevention)
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Every order is made to order and printed just for you. Production takes 2–7 business days, then ships.
• Canada: 2–7 business days after production
• United States: 4–8 business days after production
Free shipping on orders over $75. You'll get tracking by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & Issues
Because each item is custom-made, we don't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or incorrect size — please check the size guide before ordering.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll make it right. Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a replacement at no cost to you.
