Consider Yourself Warned Mug
Consider Yourself Warned Mug
This is not a joke.
This is a public service announcement.
The “This Coffee Is My Only F’ing Censorship Filter. Consider Yourself Warned” mug exists to protect friendships, coworkers, and innocent bystanders before caffeine kicks in. It’s made for the zero-or-a-hundred personalities — loud, chaotic, passionate, and absolutely delightful… after coffee.
Perfect for:
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short-tempered legends with big personalities
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offices that know when to give you space
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partners who’ve learned the signs
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anyone whose mouth needs caffeine before diplomacy
Set it on your desk, sip slowly, and let the mug do the warning for you. Because you’re not rude - you’re just temporarily uncensored.
Coffee first. Conversations later.
Details:
Ceramic mug
- Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Designed for everyday use (and emotional damage prevention)
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
