My Dad's Pronouns Are Was / Were Graphic Tee

He’s not here.
But the jokes definitely are.

The “My Dad’s Pronouns Are Was / Were” tee is dark humor at its finest — a bold, unapologetically funny design for those who believe laughter can survive just about anything. Featuring a coffin surrounded by candles and flowers, this shirt takes a classic dad joke and gives it one final send-off.

Perfect for fans of edgy humor, questionable life choices, and making people do a double-take before bursting into laughter. Whether you wear it to stir reactions, break awkward silences, or simply because your sense of humor lives a little closer to the graveyard, this tee delivers.

Wear it as a joke, a conversation starter, or a reminder that even mortality isn’t safe from comedy.

Too soon?
That’s kind of the point.

Product features
- 100% combed cotton (solid colors) — sturdy, smooth surface for crisp prints
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and comfortable fit
- Dual-print method: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified; medium-weight (180 g/m²) cotton with tear-away label for scratch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat