Your Coffee Consumption Concerns Us Mug
11oz / White
$32.99
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Your Coffee Consumption Concerns Us Mug
$32.99
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✂️ Made to order just for you — ships in 2–7 business days, arrives about 1–2 weeks after ordering
Let’s address the real issue — not the attitude, not the silence, not the side-eye.
It’s the lack of coffee.
The “Your Coffee Consumption Concerns Us (But Mainly Because You Haven’t Had Any Yet)” mug is a playful intervention disguised as a gift. Perfect for those moments when someone is technically present… but emotionally unavailable until caffeine enters the system.
Made for:
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office heroes and exhausted bosses
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work-from-home warriors
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partners who should not be spoken to yet
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parents running on fumes
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anyone whose personality unlocks after coffee
It’s funny, a little dramatic, and painfully accurate — the kind of mug that says we care while also protecting everyone around you until that first sip happens.
Because you’re not difficult.
You’re just under-caffeinated.
Details:
Ceramic mug
- Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Designed for everyday use (and everyday avoidance)
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Every order is made to order and printed just for you. Production takes 2–7 business days, then ships.
• Canada: 2–7 business days after production
• United States: 4–8 business days after production
Free shipping on orders over $75. You'll get tracking by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & Issues
Because each item is custom-made, we don't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or incorrect size — please check the size guide before ordering.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll make it right. Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a replacement at no cost to you.
